kung fu grippe

a weblog, or “blog”
by Merlin Mann

August 1

DYNAMIC CASH GIVANATION: CA$H PROOF!!!

Dwayne Schubert, Jr. (a/k/a “Da Cash Duke”) shows cash proof. THIS IS NOT MLM!!!

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Squee. I love this picture so much that I feel like I should get a LiveJournal again. They’re adorable! [via lamb via Daring Fireball]

Squee. I love this picture so much that I feel like I should get a LiveJournal again. They’re adorable!

[via lamb via Daring Fireball]

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“ The packaging of Wheat Thins looks like my 8th-grade creative writing teacher lifted up her mandala-print sun dress and shat it out. Simon Goetz, who’s easily one of my favorite Tooters.
July 31
yourmonkeycalled: You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom? Pretty cool. Twice? Not as much.

yourmonkeycalled:

You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom? Pretty cool. Twice? Not as much.
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He acts like doesn’t care; but he does.

July 30
Yaay by Neven Mrgan Congratulations, Citizen Mrgan. You make our country better.

Yaay by Neven Mrgan

Congratulations, Citizen Mrgan. You make our country better.

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My Neighbor Totoro - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I think I’d really like to have this as a ginormous, framed poster.

My Neighbor Totoro - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I think I’d really like to have this as a ginormous, framed poster.

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Cool Tool: Clearblue Fertility Monitor One happy father’s opinion? If you’re serious about having a kid: chuck your calendar, fire your witch doctor, and buy this product today. Yes, it is expensive. With all due respect, shut up. If you’re trying to get pregnant and have done the math of having a child for 18 years (and still want to go through with it), you already know that $150 is chump change. Pony up, and go pro already. I don’t want to embarrass myself by appearing to brag about something I had zero control over, but trust me: this thing can work. Bought us a 3-pointer on Try #1. Which earned us this. Just FWIW.

Cool Tool: Clearblue Fertility Monitor

One happy father’s opinion? If you’re serious about having a kid: chuck your calendar, fire your witch doctor, and buy this product today.

Yes, it is expensive. With all due respect, shut up. If you’re trying to get pregnant and have done the math of having a child for 18 years (and still want to go through with it), you already know that $150 is chump change. Pony up, and go pro already.

I don’t want to embarrass myself by appearing to brag about something I had zero control over, but trust me: this thing can work. Bought us a 3-pointer on Try #1. Which earned us this. Just FWIW.

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Once magnitized, Eleanor can float all the way up to metal ceilings by mathowie
Once magnitized, Eleanor can float all the way up to metal ceilings by mathowie
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Andy Capp - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I hope that “a defunct chain of miniature golf courses in Brevard County, Florida” is the saddest string of letters I read today. I couldn’t take much worse. Also? That statue is jammed so far into the Uncanny Valley that WALL·E, R2-D2, and the catbus from Totoro couldn’t get it out. My God.

Andy Capp - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I hope that “a defunct chain of miniature golf courses in Brevard County, Florida” is the saddest string of letters I read today. I couldn’t take much worse.

Also? That statue is jammed so far into the Uncanny Valley that WALL·E, R2-D2, and the catbus from Totoro couldn’t get it out. My God.

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Nucleus accumbens

In the 1950s, Olds and Milner implanted electrodes into the septal area of the rat and found that the rat chose to press a lever which stimulated it. It continued to prefer this even over stopping to eat or drink. This suggests that the area is the ‘pleasure center’ of the brain.

July 29
Charge (heraldry) This may be the greatest page on Wikipedia. Scallops, you guys: scallops!

Charge (heraldry)

This may be the greatest page on Wikipedia.

Scallops, you guys: scallops!

July 28
WRBQ-FM In the early eighties, Program Director Scott Shannon & Morning Man Cleveland Wheeler began the “Q Morning Zoo” , which spawned imitators across the industry.

WRBQ-FM

In the early eighties, Program Director Scott Shannon & Morning Man Cleveland Wheeler began the “Q Morning Zoo” , which spawned imitators across the industry.

July 26
yourmonkeycalled: Twitter Cookies

yourmonkeycalled:

Twitter Cookies
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“ In order to be creative you have to know how to prepare to be creative. Twyla Tharp